milesw
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Message posted on our work 'bicycle user group' forum this morning from some obviously slightly excitable chap in the London office. It must be one damn fine belt.
Names have been changed by me for legal reasons.
To who ever is currently sitting at their desk wearing my belt, and apologies to those that aren't.
I'm going to find out who you are. And then I'm going to hang you out to dry. I get obsessive about these sorts of things.
If you email me right away and let me know the belt is actually being used as an emergency tourniquet, or for holding a safety valve in place on a nuclear reactor and that it will shortly be safely returned, then we might be able to come to an arrangement where I do not reveal you as a thieving get.
If not, I'm going to go through the logs of who accessed the security door last night after 18:00 and before 08:30 this morning, and on the cameras see who left the changing rooms wearing my belt, or I'll walk through the floors of the building and work out who has it. It has quite a distinctive clasp, so I will find you.
This may sound really petty, but theft from the changing rooms is low, really low. There's a lot of trust in the office with leaving clothes, shoes, etc in the changing rooms because as not everyone has lockers and it is impractical to take everything else home every night. You are a bad apple, and I'm going to find out who you are.
Regards.
Miguel Indurain. 13.4.
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Scott B
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milesw wrote:
Message posted on our work 'bicycle user group' forum this morning from some obviously slightly excitable chap in the London office. It must be one damn fine belt.
Names have been changed by me for legal reasons.
To who ever is currently sitting at their desk wearing my belt, and apologies to those that aren't.
I'm going to find out who you are. And then I'm going to hang you out to dry. I get obsessive about these sorts of things.
If you email me right away and let me know the belt is actually being used as an emergency tourniquet, or for holding a safety valve in place on a nuclear reactor and that it will shortly be safely returned, then we might be able to come to an arrangement where I do not reveal you as a thieving get.
If not, I'm going to go through the logs of who accessed the security door last night after 18:00 and before 08:30 this morning, and on the cameras see who left the changing rooms wearing my belt, or I'll walk through the floors of the building and work out who has it. It has quite a distinctive clasp, so I will find you.
This may sound really petty, but theft from the changing rooms is low, really low. There's a lot of trust in the office with leaving clothes, shoes, etc in the changing rooms because as not everyone has lockers and it is impractical to take everything else home every night. You are a bad apple, and I'm going to find out who you are.
Regards.
Miguel Indurain. 13.4.
I Must admit, I'd react the same if someone nicked my 'Spiderman' belt.........
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